Don't go where I can't follow.

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Title: Part 3 of 4
Artist: Benedict Cumberbatch
Album: Casanova
Plays: 97207

butterbeer-and-purplenurples:

cumberqueen:

breathingsboring:

Twelve and a half minutes of Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch saying dirty, dirty things.

yourclosetfangirl:

#AND I’M USING EARPHONES

#SO IT’S COMPLETELY SURROUNDING IN MYBRAIN

#I CAN— OH HE JUST MADE THE WORD MANHOOD SOUND LIKE A GOOD THING

#CAN’T BRAIN

#OH MY GOD

#’MAIDENHOOD’

#HE’S TAKING THEIR VIRGINITIES

#HOW DOES HE NOT GIGGLE READING ALL THIS

#’MADAM OREO’

#OREO

#OREO THO

#BOSOM

#STAWP IT BEN

#’OBVIOUS EXCITEMENT’. THAT MEANS ERECTION

#OMG

#MOTHER OF GOD I’M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH

#VOUYERISM NOW WHAT

#OH

#KISS HIM

#MOTHER OF LOVE

#THIS IS SO STRANGELY GOOD

#wait what transvestite what

#HE JUST SAID DILDO

#DILDO

#BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH JUST SAID DILDO

MOTHERFUCKING BASS BOOSTING HEADPHONES, HOLY SHIT

LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE MIDWAY THROUGH TO TAKE A BREATHER AND ASK “IS THIS REAL LIFE?”