it is EIGHT THIRTY-SEVEN IN THE GODDAMN MORNING AND I AM ALREADY BEING ATTACKED WITH FEELINGS

PLEASE SEND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE I HAVE CLASSES TO ATTEND YOU KNOW AND SOME SEMBLANCE OF A LIFE OR AT LEAST I THOUGHT I DID

I

NO

PLEASE

SORRY I’M NOT SORRY THAT I’VE SHIPPED THEM SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME I MAY HAVE PRETENDED I DIDN’T FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES LAST YEAR BUT WELL HERE IS MY MORNING CONFESSION I MOTHERFUCKING SHIP BROLIN LIKE FED-EX AND I KNOW IT’S CREEPY AND WHETHER THEY’RE TOGETHER OR NOT WHO KNOWS PROBABLY NOT BUT THE POINT IS I HAVE SEEN REAL-LIFE SHIPS—AS IN PEOPLE I KNOW—THAT HAVE BLOSSOMED AND WHO HAVE RELATIONSHIPS THAT I NOTICED PARALLELED BROLIN’S FROM THE START AND GUESS WHAT THEY’RE TOGETHER NOW. T O G E T H E R  TOGETHER. THIS GIVES ME HOPE.

THERE’S JUST TOO MUCH EVIDENCE AT THIS POINT

sorry i’m not sorry

carry on

have a good day

• Arthur: Just hold me
• Julian: There you are
• Katie: I can't believe you put that in
• Julian: Well it's..you know..He's dying and the man he loves is dying